Kid Quotes

The same new boy that was my last post is going to be my new favorite go-to for kid quotes.  He had a hard time leaving mom the first few mornings.  He would cry and hang on her.  The past couple of days have been really good, though.  He comes in smiling and excited to be here.  When mom came to pick him up tonight she told me that she was quizzing him his first day on why he didn't like it here.  He told her "They feed me slime for lunch and buggers for snack".  I wouldn't want to come here either!  I don't know if I dare tell our cook what he said.  She will either die laughing or be insulted.  I think I will tell her, she has a great sense of humor.