Oh, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson!
My sister brought him into day care and he was covered with yellow paint. He had a play date with a little girl from his class and they found the cans of spray paint in the garage. They were both covered from head to toe. She was able to get most of it off with lots of scrubbing and paint thinner. When I asked Jackson why he spray painted each other yellow he said "Because the blue was empty." You can't argue with that logic.